Wednesday, August 21, 2013

KUCHEKA MARA MOJA MOJA SIO MBAYA, KUNAONGEZA MAISHA


Kulia ni Ebenezzer Masawe na Ernest Masaka- Long time friends

ERNEST MASAKA, LUSIA, RASTA NA CHRISTOPHER MPALINGA WAKISHUDUDIA LIVE PERFORMANCE KUTOKA KWA WANA ZENGWE- SANDTON SOUND BAND


 


Thursday, May 31, 2012

NYIMBO ZITAKAZOIMBWA LEO ALHAMISI- SANDTON CITY MOTEL

Masikitiko- Kyanga Songa
Nimemkaribisha Nyoka- Kasaloo Kyanga
Rangi ya Chungwa
Dunia ina Mambo- Sandton Sound band
Rehema – Sandton Sound Band
Marina- Sandton Sound Band
Maze- Tabu ley
Nadina- Mbilia Bell
Kisanola – Koffii
Zengwe- Sandton Sound Band
Maringo si tabia yangu – Sandton Sound Band
 Na nyinginezo nyingiiiiiiii. . . .  . SPECIAL REQUEST ZINAKARIBISHWA

Thursday, May 10, 2012

RATIBA YA WIKI HII 10/05/2012/ - 13/05/2012

Alhamisi- SANDTON CITY MOTEL (Manzese)
Ijumaa – KILWA ROAD PUB (Kurasini)
Jumamosi- Anamwana Pub (Kimara)
Jumapili – Mtongeni Bar ( Mbezi Kimara)

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

KICHEKESHO:
Bosi moja alikwenda kwenye mkutano, kiongozi mmoja akaanza mkutano kwa kichekesho, Akasema,'Sehemu kubwa ya maisha yangu nilipata furaha toka kwa mwanamke ambaye hakuwa mke wangu', watu wakati wanashangaashangaa akamalizia, 'Mwanamke mwenyewe ni mama yangu', watu wakacheka sana.
Siku moja kukawa na pati ya wafanyakazi na familia zao bosi akiwa ameshaweka kinywaji akaamua kurudia kile kichekesho kufurahisha wafanyakazi wake. Akaanza, 'Sehemu kubwa ya maisha yangu nilipata furaha toka kwa mwanamke na mwanamke huyo hakuwa mke wangu' Mke wa bosi hapo hapo akaguna 'Ughhh', Jamaa kwa ajili ya pombe akawa amesahau kichekesho kilikuwa kinamalizika vipi,'Akaishia halafu mwanamke mwenyewe simkumbuki'...................

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

KUTOKA MAKTABA: Francois Sheggy, Christian Sheggy, Kasaloo Kyanga na Saleh Kupaza.....

Kasaloo Kyanga alifariki mwaka jana 2011 kwa ugonjwa wa kujaa Maji kwenye mapafu. Hadi anafariki alikuwa anaitumikia bendi ya Sandton Sound.

Monday, May 7, 2012

KUTOKA MAKTABA: HIZI NI PICHA ZA MWAKA JUZI 2010.
Sule


Sheggys

Picha na Maktaba:

Thursday, May 3, 2012

RATIBA YA WIKI HII

Mei Mosi- Mtongeni Bar- Mbezi
03/5/2012- Sandton City Motel- Manzese
04/5/2012- Kilwa Road Pub- Kurasini
05/5/2012- Anamwana Pub- Kimara
06/5/2012- Zimbabwe Resort- Magomeni


MFANO WA T-SHIRT ZINAZOKUJA........... 

 Mbele..

Nyuma ....

Zengwe Linaendeleaaaaaa........

Friday, April 27, 2012

MKURUGENZI WA BENDI….



Anakuja na wimbo unaitwa “ Mama Teressa”
NAAAMM….. ALHAMISI NDANI YA UWANJA WA NYUMBANI.

Uwanjazzzzzz- Kushoto ni Francois Sheggy, Christiana Sheggy na Solorist Peter George.

Bassist George Gama

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

RATIBA YA WIKI HII….. ZENGWE LINAENDELEA


25/4/2012-    Sweet Corner Area
26/4/2012-    Sandton City Motel (Nyumbani)
27/4/2012-    Kilwa Road Pub ( Kurasini)
28/4/2012-    Anamwana Pub (Kimara)
29/4/2012-    Zimbabwe Resort ( Magomeni)

MAMBO YA KINGO- James Gayo


Hahahah.. Kingo namkubali sana. Picha ni tatu tu na hazina maneno lakini zinaeleweka. Kipaji !

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

CANADA........

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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What were you Thinking?

Her husband speaks English!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now get back to your work ! I worry about you Sometimes !  
MY NEW COMPANY.
To all employees:
The following are the new employment regulations that take effect from the date of the circular and you are all required to abide to the rules!!
SICK DAYS
We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come into work.
MARTENITY LEAVE
Pregnancy is banned. You must first apply to your superiors and with their approval you'll then be allowed to do pregnancy. It will only be allowed once in 10yrs and you only get 1 month maternity leave. No male shall get leave related to her wife's pregnancy, sickness or even death (he is not a midwife, a doctor nor an undertaker).
SURGERY
Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider having anything removed.. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

HOLIDAYS
Each employee will receive 104 holidays per year. They are called Saturday and Sunday..

BEREAVEMENT LEAVE
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends or relatives. Every effort should be made to have non-employees to attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled for the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch-hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the work is done.

ABSENT FOR YOUR OWN DEATH
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks' notice to allow time for you to train your own replacement.

TOILET USE
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilets. In the future,
we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For
instance: All employees whose names begin with 'A' will go from 8.00 to 8.20, employees whose names begin with 'B' will go from 8.20 to 8.40 and so on. If you are unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies employees may swap their time with a co-worker. Both workers' supervisors must approve this exchange in writing. In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the toilets. At the end of 3 minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper will retract, and the door will open.

LUNCH BREAK
Skinny people get an hour for lunch as they need to eat more so they can look healthy, normal size people get 30 minutes for lunch to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim fast and take a diet pill.

DRESS CODE
It is advised that you must come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing designer clothing we will assume that you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay rise.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation or input should be directed elsewhere.

Please deliver this message to your colleagues and have a nice & healthy days of your lives.

CHAIRMAIN
PS - please charge the time spent reading this email to ANNUAL LEAVE.

Monday, April 23, 2012

SHOW YA SANDTON SOUND BAND, ZIMBABWE RESORT PALE MAGOMENI KAGERA.




Hizo ni baadhi tu ya pichazzzz zilizochukuliwa na Camera man ….. Wapenzi wa Bar hiyo ya Zimbabwe wameomba Bendi iwe inapiga mara mbili kwa wiki ( Ijumaa na Jumapili) kwa jinsi walivyonogewa na Bendi.

Friday, April 20, 2012